Don't Lead Me Away Just To Shank Me, Darlin (WTF)
written by Dave Briski
Performed by Damn Glad To Meet You

You kicked me in the shins, cuz I kissed you on the mouth.
Tried a witty conversation, but it just went south...
Unicorns in my head...I hate the change in my pocket
Stole your heart from your room, cuz you just don't lock it.

I know I'll live
I know I'll live...but that don't mean I want to
It's hard to forgive
It's hard to forgive, when you want to stab my face too!

You pull out my heart then you light it on fire...
I just can't fix it cuz I'm not McGyver
Got a bad feeling this will not end well.
WTF OMG LOL

Your mother always told me about girls like you.
You bounce off me, but I stick like glue.
Every time I try to wash patchouli off my bed, it ends in tears and eating ice cream while watching Dirty Dancing!