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Stephen Layton
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Possessing limited skills and an offensive sense of humour, anthropologists debate whether he is of a lower order of primate, thus destroying all current laws of Darwinian selection. He is good with cats although he hates what goes in one end and dislikes what comes out the other even more. His lack of snoring suggests he may stop breathing for 8 hours a day. Oh! I am constantly at war with dust and wonder why men don't wear mascara.
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