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Witness Raps

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Witness Raps
Rap • Reading, PA
Rap. Rock. Pop. Country. Long ago, the four genres lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when Country Music attacked. The year was 2020, only 6 years from today; a legion of farmers heavily armed with fiddles and banjos, eliminated the last of the rappers on Earth. The only two surviving rappers hid in the refuge of an old recording studio, where they used the last of their sick rhymes to send their son 6 years into the past to stop the war from ever happening. The young rapper offspring, Witness Raps, faded from their timeline into the past just in time before a tractor beam... a beam that shoots tractors... launched a John Deere through the recording studio, killed his parents, and ended swag once in for all. I'm a rapper from the future sent to stop the impending war against swag. I'm the prodigy son of the last two rappers on Earth: my father, King Leeric and my mother, 50-Century. They sent me back from the year 2020 to keep the balance of the four genres in check and prevent the rise of the Country Music Tyrant, or CMT for short. Future nutritionists have recommended a rapper's diet of eggs, white bread, roast beef, and Coca-Cola. I spend most of my time eating these products and perfecting my lyrical arsenal against the oncoming Country threat. Artists We Also Like: Rappers.

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