You were riding the rails on the Chicago Trail, (but) didn’t make it to the Frisco Bay.
You had a blackout night under the neon lights, (had) too much fun and you decided to stay.
You saw me playing guitar at the Third Street Bar, you were drunk again and liked what you saw.
Now the look in your eyes is one I recognized, that you could take me home and eat me raw.
(You said) I wanna get dirty, we don’t need to stay clean,
don’t need a fancy hotel room or a limousine.
I know a place downtown with nobody around, it’s the biggest little tunnel of love in this town…
Baby, meet me at the Train Trench, I can be your main wench,
I’ll give you an Oscar-winning performance, you don’t need Judi Dench
Love’s more exciting when you’re threatened with Death,
You’ll feel the rails shaking and my locomotive breath.
You’ve been married a while, needed something wild, came to Reno just to feel alive.
Enjoyed a dinner and show, but you just didn’t know, if that old spark could ever be revived.
So when your Man hit the can, you asked the blackjack man how to have a wild night in this place.
Well the chance you took, paid off with the look you saw in your husband’s face
(when you said…)
I wanna get dirty, we don’t need to stay clean,
don’t need a fancy hotel room or a limousine.
I know a place downtown with nobody around, it’s the biggest little tunnel of love in this town…
Baby meet me at the Train Trench, you can give me every inch,
I can feel you grow three sizes just like you were the Grinch
Getting busy’s more exciting when you’re threatened with Death,
You’ll feel the rails shaking and my locomotive breath.
At the Train Trench, Monkey Wrench, Wooden Bench, Stab me like the Dread Pirate Roberts on the Pirate Ship Revenge.
Meet me at the Train Trench, Crank my winch, you might feel a pinch, from my Goldfinch, Rip a solo like George Lynch!