VERSE Santa Claus is worried The snow is meltin' down There's a hole up in the ozone The north pole is looking brown His rosy cheeks are tan His belly is not so round That red suit is much too warm now Sweatin' off those excess pounds CHORUS He'll need a new home next Christmas but where in the world can he go? there's nowhere on earth quite so perfect and no place he'll find so much snow vERSE It's too hot for a beard He'll wear a red linen suit Santa's got a brand new look as he goes about his route Rounding up the reindeer Better leave before high tide He's putting tires on the sled Let's just hope they still can fly CHORUS He'll need a new home next Christmas but where in the world can he go? there's nowhere on earth quite so perfect and no place he'll find so much snow Chorus 2 Ringing those jingle bells sending us all a warning you won't be singing "White Christmas" if we don't stop global warming CHORUS He'll need a new home next Christmas but where in the world can he go? there's nowhere on earth quite so perfect and no place he'll find so much snow BRIDGE It's lifestyle change for Old Saint Nick but you know he will still find a way to bring toys to all of the children every year on Christmas Day Ringing those jingle bells 2X sending us all a warning you won't be singing "White Christmas" if we don't stop global warming