Polyester suits and ties
Impartial to girls with thunder thighs
Looking for those child bearing hips
Whiskey and boobs and whitty quips
We never really cared
Drinking all the time he always shared
And every dog has his day
But we're still waiting laying to waste
Sometimes I wonder what he thinks
The only things he finishes are his drinks
Faster than a speeding bullet
I said Fear The Mullet
Last night he finished all his gin
Trying to drown his sorrows but his sorrows can swim
When he drinks he like to use some mix
It's just another night another show another fix
Sometimes I wonder what he thinks
The only things he finishes are his drinks
Faster than a speeding bullet
I said Fear The Mullet
Fear The Mullet
Fear The Mullet
