Born in the small town of Exeter, New Hampshire. Raised by wolves (and hippies) on an ice sheet. Didn't speak a word til years later when he washed ashore in the Lamprey River weir in Newmarket, his age unknown. Knee high to the patrons at Sneaky Pete's Saloon & The Stone Church. Sticky floors, bikers and bar room music. The Back Aft Tavern in Kittery, Maine. Greener pastures on Langs Lane. A windstorm blew the family to Key West, Florida in 1979 just in time for the Marielo Boat Lift. Deported from the Conch Republic at age 12 for Conspiracy to Take Over the World, Jesse returned to Exeter where he served 6 more years in covert ops. He learned the ways of the ninja from Kung Fu masters on the puffing green high atop Jady Hill. Floated on a log to Tennessee in 1988. Hitchiked to South Florida in 1990. His whereabouts now unknown, recent sightings have occurred in North Miami Beach, Florida.