The Boyfriend Song Music by Warren D. Kimmel Lyrics by Warren D. Kimmel and Vito Pandolfo © 2006 I don’t want to do you wrong And I won’t stay for very long But this feeling’s getting kind of strong and I know I shouldn’t sing this song… but… I might like you better if you didn’t have a boyfriend That would be all right, that would be all right with me And we could be together if you didn’t have a boyfriend You could stay all night, that would be all right with me That would be just fine with me I call your name when I can’t sleep I’m counting you instead of sheep I’m driving the wrong way on a one way street Walking the long way on my two left feet Climbing the high way, but it’s way too steep Wanna say it my way, but I just can’t speak I’ve got myself in way too deep I might like you better if you didn’t have a boyfriend That would be all right, that would be all right with me And we could be together if you didn’t have a boyfriend You could stay all night, that would be all right with me That would be just fine with me (spoken part: lamenting about the girl in the bar) I’m busy thinking ‘bout the past I’m dizzy drinking down a glass I’m in the hot seat with a snowball’s chance I’m in the back seat with a solo romance My head is spinning from this one man dance I wanna tell you, but I just can’t ‘cause I might like you better if you didn’t have a boyfriend That would be all right, that would be all right with me And we could be together if you didn’t have a boyfriend You could stay all night, that would be all right with me That would be just fine with me So how’s this story gonna end ‘cause I don’t need you as a friend